Motherfucking Bike + ringtones

by Sons of Science

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Ringtones include:
-'No greenhouse gas. A tiny carbon footprint up your ass.'
-'I'm on a motherfucking bike' end chorus.
-'got no gears so you best not dis me, yeah bitch it's a motherfucking fixie.'
-'Bike horn solo'.
-'Every day I ride the Tour de Fuck You.'


released February 29, 2012

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Track Name: Motherfucking Bike

I rise in the morning, and greet the day
pull out the bike and I’m on my way
The transportation shows I care
Every turn of the pedal - cleans the air

Greener than green, I’m saving the planet
just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass

I’m on a motherfucking bike

Sharing my aggression is what that I do
Every day I’m riding the ‘Tour de Fuck You’
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender

Runnin red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike

I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike

Skinny-ass pants, the ‘stache is fat
the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
Got no gears so you best not dis me
yeah bitch, it’s a motherfuckin fixie

Middle of the street is where you’re gonna find me
a shitload of traffic backed up behind me
Critical Mass is a Facebook “like”

I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike